its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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