I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
do nipples grow back?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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