This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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