I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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