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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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