ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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