You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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