i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Found your dick twin last night
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother