Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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