Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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