This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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