So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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