these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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