That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
it was like eating out sand paper
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my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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