He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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