im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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