I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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