I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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