one might say we're banned from that church
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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