I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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