Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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