You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Mom said you looked used
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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