Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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