Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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