She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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