i just google imaged poop.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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