Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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