This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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