margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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