If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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