I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
