BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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