I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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