"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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