No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
