Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
this hospital has no fireball
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