i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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