Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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