i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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