Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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