How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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