Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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