Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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