I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
All I want is dick and wine.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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