What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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