that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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