ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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