I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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