love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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