Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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