It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i think i just lost a toe
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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