Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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