just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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