butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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