That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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