Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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